Confession Bear

I wish my brother would've gone to jail so he would actually learn a lesson for once.

I wish my brother would've gone to jail so he would actually learn a lesson for once.  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I try to lift a lot of weight at the gym... I accidentally fart and hope no one heard it.

Sometimes when I try to lift a lot of weight at the gym... I accidentally fart and hope no one heard it.    Confession Bear

If I see a guy with a chinstrap beard I automatically assume he's a total douchebag

If I see a guy with a chinstrap beard I automatically assume he's a total douchebag  Confession Bear

If you're overweight I assume you are uncleanly

If you're overweight I assume you are uncleanly  Confession Bear

I worry about my boyfriend meeting new people Incase he likes them more

I worry about my boyfriend meeting new people Incase he likes them more  Confession Bear

When talking to a girl for the first time I purposely use large words to see how dumb she is so I know if she'll give it up easily.

When talking to a girl for the first time I purposely use large words  to see how dumb she is so I know if she'll give it up easily.  Confession Bear

When Someone cuts the line to a roller coaster saying "I have family waiting further up" I assume you're lying

When Someone cuts the line to a roller coaster saying

WHEN I GET HIGH I EAT TUMS LIKE CANDY

WHEN I GET HIGH  I EAT TUMS LIKE CANDY 
  Confession Bear

If I see a person smoking around their kid I automatically assume they are terrible parent

If I see a person smoking around their kid I automatically assume they are terrible parent  Confession Bear

If you think I'm awkward It means I think you're hot

If you think I'm awkward It means I think you're hot  Confession Bear
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