Confession Bear

If you drive a truck in the middle of a metropolis I assume you're a douche bag

If you drive a truck in the middle of a metropolis I assume you're a douche bag  Confession Bear

Sometimes I flirt with old ladies So they can be happy during their last years on earth

Sometimes I flirt with old ladies So they can be happy during their last years on earth  Confession Bear

i only wash my hands in a public restroom if there is someone else in there at the same time as me

i only wash my hands in a public restroom if there is someone else in there at the same time as me  Confession Bear

stop the lag! planet zezenia is going down!

stop the lag! planet zezenia is going down!  Confession Bear

You can't tell me how to use memes

You can't tell me  how to use memes  Confession Bear

I'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend

I'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend  Confession Bear

I went skinny dipping with a 14 year old

I went skinny dipping with a 14 year old  Confession Bear

I post a 'lost my contacts status' every so often just to see if I have any friends left

I post a 'lost my contacts status' every so often just to see if I have any friends left  Confession Bear

I tell girls not to walk down dark alleys alone So I might get to have a threesome

I tell girls not to walk down dark alleys alone So I might get to have a threesome  Confession Bear

The only time i sweep the kitchen floor is when i break something

The only time i sweep the kitchen floor is when i break something  Confession Bear
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