Confession Bear

me: that's a cute dog on your background customer: it's dead

me: that's a cute dog on your background customer: it's dead  Confession Bear

I down voted that picture of your baby Because your baby isn't as cute as that other guy's kitten

I down voted that picture of your baby Because your baby isn't as cute as that other guy's kitten  Confession Bear

My Uncle asked me to be his kid's Godfather I'm not telling him I'm agnostic because I'd lose that privilege

My Uncle asked me to be his kid's Godfather I'm not telling him I'm agnostic because I'd lose that privilege  Confession Bear

After seeing the guy milk the safe for karma I really hope it's rigged to explode

After seeing the guy milk the safe for karma I really hope it's rigged to explode  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy a lot of the newer albums my favorite bands put out Despite the fact that they don't completely conform to their older sounds.

I actually enjoy a lot of the newer albums my favorite bands put out Despite the fact that they don't completely conform to their older sounds.  Confession Bear

I lied about the girls tires

I lied about the girls tires  Confession Bear

People who say they enjoy the taste of straight liquor Are kidding themselves

People who say they enjoy the taste of straight liquor Are kidding themselves  Confession Bear

Lent an opposing player my shin guards for a hockey game After I just recovered from a flesh eating bacteria

Lent an opposing player my shin guards for a hockey game After I just recovered from a flesh eating bacteria  Confession Bear

I used to like cats, But now when I see one, I automatically nickname it, "Karma-Whore."

I used to like cats,  But now when I see one, I automatically nickname it,

I'm only friends with this guy on Facebook because his pathetic life makes me feel better about my own slightly less pathetic life

I'm only friends with this guy on Facebook because his pathetic life makes me feel better about my own slightly less pathetic life  Confession Bear
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