Confession Bear

If a black person pulls out a huge stack of money to pay for something I automatically assume they're a drug dealer

If a black person pulls out a huge stack of money to pay for something I automatically assume they're a drug dealer   Confession Bear

I sometimes fake anger So my dogs will show me affection

I sometimes fake anger So my dogs will show me affection   Confession Bear

I wish we didn't find a potential cure for AIDS. Now, everyone is going to say we need to save all the Africans.

I wish we didn't find a potential cure for AIDS.   Now, everyone is going to say we need to save all the Africans.    Confession Bear

When I'm at College I use calling home as a way of procrastinating

When I'm at College I use calling home as a way of procrastinating  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a fat lady with a microphone I know I'm about to hear something ignorant

Whenever I see a fat lady with a microphone I know I'm about to hear something ignorant  Confession Bear

I SOMETIMES MISS THE URNIALS ON PURPOSE BECAUSE THE JANITORS AT MY SCHOOL ARE ASSHOLES

I SOMETIMES MISS THE URNIALS ON PURPOSE  BECAUSE THE JANITORS AT MY SCHOOL ARE ASSHOLES  Confession Bear

The car accident gif where the driver is ejected, flies though the air, and is run over by a car Made me laugh until I was in tears, and I knew the guy died.

The car accident gif where the driver is ejected, flies though the air, and is run over by a car Made me laugh until I was in tears, and I knew the guy died.  Confession Bear

I secretly hate my brother But I've spent my whole life trying to impress him

I secretly hate my brother But I've spent my whole life trying to impress him  Confession Bear

The only reason I keep tissues in my room Is to clean up after jerking off.

The only reason I keep tissues in my room Is to clean up after jerking off.  Confession Bear

Some times when I'm in a bad mood I'll go to /r/new, and downvote everything I see.

Some times when I'm in a bad mood I'll go to /r/new, and downvote everything I see.  Confession Bear
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