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I have never had a wet dream because I masturbate too often.

I have never had a wet dream because I masturbate too often. Confession Bear
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If a girl is really hot I automatically assume she's a bitch

If a girl is really hot I automatically assume she's a bitch Confession Bear
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I created a perfect paradise for a race of sentient beings And then kicked them out of it for breaking rules I knew they would break

I created a perfect paradise for a race of sentient beings And then kicked them out of it for breaking rules I knew they would break Confession Bear
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I'm a straight, bearded, grown-ass man who carries a sidearm every day and loves rough camping trips, fishing, and hunting and when I'm feeling stressed out, I like to take a long, warm bubble bath and read a good book.

I'm a straight, bearded, grown-ass man who carries a sidearm every day and loves rough camping trips, fishing, and hunting and when I'm feeling stressed out, I like to take a long, warm bubble bath and read a good book. Confession Bear
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The only reason I still use Facebook is so I can watch the people I hate become failures at life

The only reason I still use Facebook is so I can watch the people I hate become failures at life Confession Bear
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When I see someone is having problems with parallel parking, I just wait behind them in my car They become more nervous in my presence, leave and I get their spot.

When I see someone is having problems with parallel parking, I just wait behind them in my car They become more nervous in my presence, leave and I get their spot. Confession Bear
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I told my friends and boyfriend's family I have cervical cancer so I can't have kids but I'm actually just a transsexual

I told my friends and boyfriend's family I have cervical cancer so I can't have kids but I'm actually just a transsexual Confession Bear
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I bought my girlfriend an iPhone and within a week, she was using dating apps and had plans to hook up with several different guys she met through them She told them she wasn't in a relationship and was down to fuck, so an hour ago, I microwaved her phone

I bought my girlfriend an iPhone and within a week, she was using dating apps and had plans to hook up with several different guys she met through them She told them she wasn't in a relationship and was down to fuck, so an hour ago, I microwaved her phone Confession Bear
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I think people who say things like, "There hasn't been any good music since the 70's" are absolutely intolerable.

I think people who say things like,
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A Mexican immigrant said something rude in Spanish about my wife at the park So I made fun of him with my family loudly and in Polish to make him feel uncomfortable

A Mexican immigrant said something rude in Spanish about my wife at the park So I made fun of him with my family loudly and in Polish to make him feel uncomfortable Confession Bear
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