Confession Bear

Automatic love for family makes about as much sense as loving your mom's used tampons

Automatic love for family makes about as much sense as loving your mom's used tampons  Confession Bear

I've learned more on how to conduct myself in the presence of superior officers from Band of Brothers, than nearly 6 years of military service

I've learned more on how to conduct myself in the presence of superior officers from Band of Brothers, than nearly 6 years of military service  Confession Bear

Everyday after work I tell my wife I'm going for a run But I'm actually going to go fuck her sister

Everyday after work I tell my wife I'm going for a run But I'm actually going to go fuck her sister  Confession Bear

THE MORE I READ ABOUT THE CAPTIVE GIRLS IN CLEVELAND AND THE POOR 6 YEAR OLD GIRL I THINK IF THE 3 GUYS ARE FOUND GUILTY, THEY SHOULD BE TORTURED

THE MORE I READ ABOUT THE CAPTIVE GIRLS IN CLEVELAND AND THE POOR 6 YEAR OLD GIRL I THINK IF THE 3 GUYS ARE FOUND GUILTY, THEY SHOULD BE TORTURED  Confession Bear

I had sex with my dog And 20 minutes later, with my girlfriend. She doesn't know

I had sex with my dog And 20 minutes later, with my girlfriend.  She doesn't know  Confession Bear

I was Annoying Childhood Friend

I was

 Annoying Childhood Friend
  Confession Bear

TIL other girls also call it shark week. For the past year, I thought I was being exceptionally clever and original.

TIL other girls also call it shark week. For the past year, I thought I was being exceptionally clever and original.  Confession Bear

All the not normal hand posts make me uncomfortable

All the not normal hand posts make me uncomfortable  Confession Bear

If you are a lakers fan I automatically think you are an annoying douchebag

If you are a lakers fan  I automatically think you are an annoying douchebag  Confession Bear

When I read what the atheists write on reddit i wonder how many times their uncle raped them.

When I read what the atheists write on reddit i wonder how many times their uncle raped them.  Confession Bear
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