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I USE THE JELLY SPOON IN THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR

I USE THE JELLY SPOON IN THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR Confession Bear
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I don't like waiting for people using the cross walk, But I always make the cars wait when I'm the pedestrian.

I don't like waiting for people using the cross walk, But I always make the cars wait when I'm the pedestrian. Confession Bear
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I ate Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend

I ate Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend Confession Bear
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When I get a hair cut and the girl puts the cape over the front of me I secretly masturbate until she's finished

When I get a hair cut and the girl puts the cape over the front of me I secretly masturbate until she's finished Confession Bear
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WHEN I SEE SOMEONE DRIVING A LUXURY VEHICLE I ASSUME THEY ARE JUST SOME RICH ASSHOLE

WHEN I SEE SOMEONE DRIVING A LUXURY VEHICLE I ASSUME THEY ARE JUST SOME RICH ASSHOLE Confession Bear
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I use a suppository every morning before work so the guys in the office can keep thinking that girls don't poop.

I use a suppository every morning before work so the guys in the office can keep thinking that girls don't poop. Confession Bear
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My friend is out of town, so I changed all the radio presets in his car. They made no sense. They weren't in order. I regret nothing.

My friend is out of town, so I changed all the radio presets in his car. They made no sense. They weren't in order. I regret nothing. Confession Bear
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I date women for about a month or two then leave them because I can't get over a broken engagement

I date women for about a month or two then leave them because I can't get over a broken engagement Confession Bear
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I am a receptionist at a large manufacturing company I'm drunk

I am a receptionist at a large manufacturing company I'm drunk Confession Bear
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I wish my friend's grandparents would all die on the same day so that 1. she isn't in pain as long and 2. I don't have to hear about it as much

I wish my friend's grandparents would all die on the same day so that 1. she isn't in pain as long and 2. I don't have to hear about it as much Confession Bear
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