Confession Bear

I hate when the weather gets warmer cause that's when the homeless are out begging

I hate when the weather gets warmer cause that's when the homeless are out begging  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish I was schizophrenic So I would have someone to talk to

Sometimes I wish I was schizophrenic So I would have someone to talk to  Confession Bear

My wife is computer illiterate so I have 95% of our bandwidth dedicated to my laptop

My wife is computer illiterate so I have 95% of our bandwidth dedicated to my laptop  Confession Bear

Couldn't pay attention throughout lecture because I was fantasizing about devouring an entire pizza by myself in one sitting

Couldn't pay attention throughout lecture because I was fantasizing about devouring an entire pizza by myself in one sitting  Confession Bear

I think that all Actual Advice Mallard posts should be in /r/NoShitSherlock

I think that all Actual Advice Mallard posts should be in /r/NoShitSherlock   Confession Bear

Whenever i'm browsing /TIL I only read headlines

Whenever i'm browsing /TIL I only read headlines  Confession Bear

I am a straight man who loves to cry at sad movies

I am a straight man who loves to cry at sad movies  Confession Bear

I genuinely don't like Calvin & Hobbes

I genuinely don't like  Calvin & Hobbes  Confession Bear

When I was 12 I started masturbating into my sister's hygiene products.

When I was 12 I started masturbating into my sister's hygiene products.  Confession Bear

I heard an african american woman talking about a nasty new rap. Turns out it was a new wrap at a sandwich shop.

I heard an african american woman talking about a nasty new rap. Turns out it was a new wrap at a sandwich shop.  Confession Bear
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