Confession Bear

When I see people covered in neon paint from techno concerts I automatically assume they are douchebags struggling to identify with themselves and try anything to fit in. And probably think Lil Wayne is good

When I see people covered in neon paint from techno concerts I automatically assume they are douchebags struggling to identify with themselves and try anything to fit in. And probably think Lil Wayne is good  Confession Bear

Friend says: "She's secretly in love with you" i'm secretly in love with her

Friend says:

I don't like taking showers with my girlfriend She takes all the water and I see her naked all the damn time anyway

I don't like taking showers with my girlfriend She takes all the water and I see her naked all the damn time anyway  Confession Bear

I pretend that I don't enjoy TV shows my girlfriend likes So that she rubs my back while we watch

I pretend that I don't enjoy TV shows my girlfriend likes So that she rubs my back while we watch  Confession Bear

if you're engaged in highschool i assume you're pregnant

if you're engaged in highschool i assume you're pregnant  Confession Bear

When it is cold and snowing heavily I feel worse for the animals than for people stuck in it.

When it is cold and snowing heavily I feel worse for the animals than for people stuck in it.  Confession Bear

I had sex with my friend's boyfriend. They broke up, I'm still sleeping with him, and she doesn't know why it ended. I don't even feel bad.

I had sex with my friend's boyfriend. They broke up, I'm still sleeping with him, and she doesn't know why it ended. I don't even feel bad.  Confession Bear

after Following the threats of north korea I will be dissapointed if they don't deliver

after Following the threats of north korea I will be dissapointed if they don't deliver  Confession Bear

My wife is 8-months pregnant But I hate children and she doesn't know

My wife is 8-months pregnant But I hate children and she doesn't know  Confession Bear

I'm not happy that it ended I'm sad it ever happened

I'm not happy that it ended I'm sad it ever happened  Confession Bear
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