Confession Bear

When someone says "good morning" to me, I reply back with "morning" because nothing about mornings are good.

When someone says

As long as Korea keeps the war on its island, I don't give a fuck about it.

As long as Korea keeps the war on its island, I don't give 
a fuck about it.  Confession Bear

I pick MY Nose When nobody is watching

I pick MY Nose When nobody is watching  Confession Bear

After seeing all the North Korean jokes on Reddit I'm secretly hoping the U.S. gets nuked

After seeing all the North Korean jokes on Reddit I'm secretly hoping the U.S. gets nuked   Confession Bear

OPINION JUSTIFICATION FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE TO SOMEONE

OPINION JUSTIFICATION FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE TO SOMEONE  Confession Bear

I understand English perfectly, It's just more fun to watch you fail in my language

I understand English perfectly, It's just more fun to watch you fail in my language  Confession Bear

I didn't want my dog to get in trouble when she peed on my parents floor So I blamed it on our foreign exchange student

I didn't want my dog to get in trouble when she peed on my parents floor So I blamed it on our foreign exchange student  Confession Bear

I don't understand why people care so much about karma

I don't understand why people care so much about karma  Confession Bear

Witnessed two guys daterape a passed out girl Just ran home, she called me crying the next day to ask what happened

Witnessed two guys daterape a passed out girl Just ran home, she called me crying the next day to ask what happened  Confession Bear

I had a roommate who obsessively played the original Final Fantasy non-stop while I was trying to sleep. When he left for work one day, I nuked it in the microwave to fry its chip. He thought it just quit working.

I had a roommate who obsessively played the original Final Fantasy non-stop while I was trying to sleep. When he left for work one day, I nuked it in the microwave to fry its chip.  He thought it just quit working.  Confession Bear
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