Confession Bear

I like walking behind old people when going up stairs Because then I can't be blamed for my slow pace

I like walking behind old people when going up stairs Because then I can't be blamed for my slow pace  Confession Bear

I only go to the bathroom during a test to look up answers on my smartphone

I only go to the bathroom during a test to look up answers on my smartphone  Confession Bear

When walking through a busy area I pretend to look away So others walk around me and I can walk straight

When walking through a busy area I pretend to look away So others walk around me and I can walk straight  Confession Bear

I secretly wish my super sperm would overcome my girlfriend's birth control

I secretly wish my super sperm would overcome my girlfriend's birth control  Confession Bear

I make cheese dip and guacamole extra spicy So my wife and daughter won't eat it

I make cheese dip and guacamole extra spicy So my wife and daughter won't eat it  Confession Bear

I THINK ANYBODY WITH A TATTOO IS STUPID

I THINK ANYBODY WITH A TATTOO IS STUPID  Confession Bear

everytime i read the word 'moron' i instinctively read 'mormon'

everytime i read the word 'moron' i instinctively read 'mormon'  Confession Bear

I wish I could get help for being bulimic But that wouldn't be a manly thing to do.

I wish I could get help for being bulimic But that wouldn't be a manly thing to do.  Confession Bear

When you suck at driving I automatically assume you are either female or old.

When you suck at driving I automatically assume you are either female or old.  Confession Bear

i think that corgis are stupid looking dogs

i think that corgis are stupid looking dogs  Confession Bear
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