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I have been having sex with a rich girl because she pays me $40 in gas money to get home.

I have been having sex with a rich girl because she pays me $40 in gas money to get home. Confession Bear
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Firefly had a crappy ship that looked like an iron turd I'm glad it was cancelled

Firefly had a crappy ship that looked like an iron turd I'm glad it was cancelled Confession Bear
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I slowly and methodically cut ties with my best friend because I couldn't deal with her alcoholism and the effect it had on her child. She called me today with a heartfelt apology for not keeping in touch. I can't tell her the truth because I'm worried s

I slowly and methodically cut ties with my best friend because I couldn't deal with her alcoholism and the effect it had on her child. She called me today with a heartfelt apology for not keeping in touch. I can't tell her the truth because I'm worried s Confession Bear
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I let my girlfriend think I'm attracted to one of her friends so she won't notice I'm attracted to her other friend

I let my girlfriend think I'm attracted to one of her friends so she won't notice I'm attracted to her other friend Confession Bear
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A GROUP OF CHRISTIAN STUDENTS STARTED READING SCRIPTURE WHILE I WAS DOING MY STATS HOMEWORK NEARBY I STARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES AND SCARED THEM AWAY SO THEY WOULDN'T DISTRACT ME

A GROUP OF CHRISTIAN STUDENTS STARTED READING SCRIPTURE WHILE I WAS DOING MY STATS HOMEWORK NEARBY I STARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES AND SCARED THEM AWAY SO THEY WOULDN'T DISTRACT ME Confession Bear
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This morning I cried when I forgot to postpone the windows updates

This morning I cried when I forgot to postpone the windows updates Confession Bear
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I round down when clocking in And round up when clocking out

I round down when clocking in And round up when clocking out Confession Bear
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People who don't capitalize their letters when they type something Irritate me.

People who don't capitalize their letters when they type something Irritate me. Confession Bear
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My friends and I must put food we make and our snack food in hiding places or else my fat roomate will steal it all 7 months later he still thinks we dont buy junk food or make any good meals

My friends and I must put food we make and our snack food in hiding places or else my fat roomate will steal it all 7 months later he still thinks we dont buy junk food or make any good meals Confession Bear
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Wife started talking about a 2nd child... I put off mentioning my "V" just to enjoy the sex

Wife started talking about a 2nd child... I put off mentioning my
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