Confession Bear

I hate Lena Dunham's "Girls" and every other show that masks poor, awkward writing as "realism"

I hate Lena Dunham's

I just handcupped my fart It smelled good, just like the poblano peppers and steak I ate for dinner.

I just handcupped my fart It smelled good, just like the poblano peppers and steak I ate for dinner.  Confession Bear

Started to watch the diving show Splash Turned it off forever when the midget got injured and left the competition.

Started to watch the diving show Splash Turned it off forever when the midget got injured and left the competition.  Confession Bear

I am always taking my mom for hospital checkups and doing tasks for my family Actually that's just what I tell my boss so I can work from home more often. I don't see my family and cant stand my mom.

I am always taking my mom for hospital  checkups and doing tasks for my family Actually that's just what I tell my boss so I can work from home more often. I don't see my family and cant stand my mom.  Confession Bear

I read my own comments to make me laugh because I don't really care what you think. I just want to laugh!

I read my own comments to make me laugh because I don't really care what you think.  I just want to laugh!  Confession Bear

I have a hemorrhoid.

 I have a hemorrhoid.   Confession Bear

The worst part of my day is when the cleaning lady comes by I can't stand listening to my coworkers talk to her in spanish.

The worst part of my day is when the cleaning lady comes by I can't stand listening to my coworkers talk to her in spanish.  Confession Bear

When I heard the threats of North Korean attacks against U.S. grew I got a bit excited because frankly, I think we sorta deserve it

When I heard the threats of North Korean attacks against U.S. grew I got a bit excited because frankly, I think we sorta deserve it  Confession Bear

I hope Tiger wins The Masters and that Lindsey hosts a kinky sex party for him to celebrate.

I hope Tiger wins The Masters and that Lindsey hosts a kinky sex party for him to celebrate.  Confession Bear

I like to weave through traffic it gives me a rush

I like to weave through traffic it gives me a rush  Confession Bear
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