Confession Bear

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL IS EXTREMELY OVER-RATED AND ONLY FUNNY FOR MAYBE 30 MINUTES

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL IS EXTREMELY OVER-RATED AND ONLY FUNNY FOR MAYBE 30 MINUTES  Confession Bear

I CHEW GUM IN THE MORNING SO I DON'T HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH

I CHEW GUM IN THE MORNING SO I DON'T HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH  Confession Bear

I'm going to buy my future kids Lego's As an excuse so I can play with Lego's again

I'm going to buy my future kids Lego's As an excuse so I can play with Lego's again  Confession Bear

I put my roomate's toothbrush up my ass while at rehab Because I thought he stole $7 in change

I put my roomate's toothbrush up my ass while at rehab Because I thought he stole $7 in change  Confession Bear

I only enjoy spring break because of the quantity of bikini pictures posted on facebook

I only enjoy spring break because of the quantity of bikini pictures posted on facebook  Confession Bear

I'VE BEEN USING REDDIT FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW AND I STILL NEED TO USE FORMATTING HELP WHEN I'M USING A LINK IN MY COMMENT

I'VE BEEN USING REDDIT FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW AND I STILL NEED TO USE FORMATTING HELP WHEN I'M USING A LINK IN MY COMMENT  Confession Bear

My parents continue to tell me to thank god for my good health I used to ask him in prayers to kill me

My parents continue to tell me to thank god for my good health I used to ask him in prayers to kill me  Confession Bear

If I see someone over 30 riding a bike I automatically assume that they are a drunk and lost their license to a DUI.

If I see someone over 30 riding a bike I automatically assume that they are a drunk and lost their license to a DUI.  Confession Bear

I don't really care that marines have to do more dangerous missions during wars because I have never met a single one who wasn't an elitist womanizing douchebag.

I don't really care that marines have to do more dangerous missions during wars because I have never met a single one who wasn't an elitist womanizing douchebag.  Confession Bear

Whenever I'm around really loud black people I put on my headphones

Whenever I'm around really loud black people I put on my headphones  Confession Bear
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