Confession Bear

Chocolate breakfast foods disgust me and I absolutely hate nutella

Chocolate breakfast foods disgust me and I absolutely hate nutella  Confession Bear

When I have to pull an all-nighter at work I teabag my boss's mouse and keyboard.

When I have to pull an all-nighter at work I teabag my boss's mouse and keyboard.  Confession Bear

Until 2nd grade I thought girls just peed out of their butt because I knew they didn't have wieners, but did not know they had vaginas

Until 2nd grade I thought girls just peed out of their butt because I knew they didn't have wieners, but did not know they had vaginas  Confession Bear

If someone is a asshole but laugh at my jokes I'll still hang out with them

If someone is a asshole but laugh at my jokes I'll still hang out with them  Confession Bear

I'm too lazy to change the toilet paper roll So I use the Kleenex tissues until my girlfriend changes it

I'm too lazy to change the toilet paper roll So I use the Kleenex tissues until my girlfriend changes it  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a fat person I check to make sure I don't have a double chin

Whenever I see a fat person I check to make sure I don't have a double chin  Confession Bear

I use the fact that I work shifts To justify being so lazy

I use the fact that I work shifts To justify being so lazy  Confession Bear

my wife says our relationship lately is like being roommates i completely agree with this and am cool with it

my wife says our relationship lately is like being roommates i completely agree with this and am cool with it  Confession Bear

I used to think "[deleted]" was someone's Reddit username And all the reddit users were stupid because they upvoted his comment of [deleted] half the time

I used to think

I have no sympathy for people who move to work in china and complain about the smog they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into

I have no sympathy for people who move to work in china and complain about the smog they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into  Confession Bear
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