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I throw away most of the x-mas cookies my neighbors give me because they're mostly children and i know what they do with their hands

I throw away most of the x-mas cookies my neighbors give me because they're mostly children and i know what they do with their hands Confession Bear
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I secretly hope that every party I'm not invited to goes terribly and everybody has a bad time

I secretly hope that every party I'm not invited to goes terribly and everybody has a bad time Confession Bear
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One of my least favorite foods is bacon

One of my least favorite foods is bacon Confession Bear
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I JERK OFF ON EVERY TOWEL I OWN AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT WHEN FAMILY VISITS

I JERK OFF ON EVERY TOWEL I OWN AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT WHEN FAMILY VISITS Confession Bear
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I assume all small business owners Are stuck up Republicans

I assume all small business owners Are stuck up Republicans Confession Bear
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I actually like pictures of your food... As long as you made it yourself.

I actually like pictures of your food... As long as you made it yourself. Confession Bear
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I hope they find a cure for cancer so i can smoke guilt free

I hope they find a cure for cancer so i can smoke guilt free Confession Bear
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I too, wish I weren't an atheist... 'cause I'm scared as fuck about the nothingness of death.

I too, wish I weren't an atheist... 'cause I'm scared as fuck about the nothingness of death. Confession Bear
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MY GIRLFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING ON HER, AND I BROKE UP WITH HER BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T TRUST ME I ACTUALLY DID CHEAT ON HER, MADE HER FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR NOT TRUSTING ME, AND THEN GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH HER A WEEK LATER

MY GIRLFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING ON HER, AND I BROKE UP WITH HER BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T TRUST ME I ACTUALLY DID CHEAT ON HER, MADE HER FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR NOT TRUSTING ME, AND THEN GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH HER A WEEK LATER Confession Bear
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I LIKE CHUBBY WOMEN I JUST TELL MY FRIENDS I LIKE SKINNY ONES, CUZ OF FEAR THEY'LL MAKE FUN OF ME

I LIKE CHUBBY WOMEN I JUST TELL MY FRIENDS I LIKE SKINNY ONES, CUZ OF FEAR THEY'LL MAKE FUN OF ME Confession Bear
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