Confession Bear

When I heard my father was in jail for a DUI I had hoped he had injured or killed someone so he would be locked away for a long time.

When I heard my father was in jail for a DUI I had hoped he had injured or killed someone so he would be locked away for a long time.  Confession Bear

I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF WHENEVER I SIT ON THE TOILET

I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF WHENEVER I SIT ON THE TOILET  Confession Bear

When I see someone driving recklessly on icy roads I hope they careen off the road into a ditch and die

When I see someone driving recklessly on icy roads I hope they careen off the road into a ditch and die  Confession Bear

I've never had A Krabby Patty

I've never had A Krabby Patty  Confession Bear

MY parents bought me beats by Dr. Dre, and they are great i wear them everyday and feel like a total douche

MY parents bought me beats by Dr. Dre, and they are great i wear them everyday and feel like a total douche  Confession Bear

I am not smarter than the average bear

I am not  smarter than the average bear  Confession Bear

I missed my cakeday by a day I don't care at all.

I missed my cakeday by a day I don't care at all.  Confession Bear

I drank milk from the carton Even after my parents told me not to

I drank milk from the carton Even after my parents told me not to  Confession Bear

I ordered a pizza from my Xbox 360

I ordered a pizza from my Xbox 360  Confession Bear

I sit down when I pee I'm a guy

I sit down when I pee I'm a guy  Confession Bear
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