Confession Bear

I think beards can be disgusting and unnecessary and if you have one I automatically think you're using it as a way to pick up girls and seem better than guys that dont.

I think beards can be disgusting and unnecessary  and if you have one I automatically think you're using it as a way to pick up girls and seem better than guys that dont.  Confession Bear

I work at a Catholic University as a Counselor I secretly judge all the students who say god will help them with their problems

I work at a Catholic University as a Counselor I secretly judge all the students who say god will help them with their problems  Confession Bear

I actually like waking up early And i look down on the people that wake up late

I actually like waking up early And i look down on the people that wake up late  Confession Bear

I have sex with my girlfriend on her period just so I know she isn't lying about being pregnant

I have sex with my girlfriend on her period just so I know she isn't lying about being pregnant  Confession Bear

I was always nice to the bullied kids in school Because I didn't want to get shot when they had enough

I was always nice to the bullied kids in school Because I didn't want to get shot when they had enough  Confession Bear

STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to... I'm afraid that if I disregard people for getting this wrong, I'll be lonely forever. People are stupid.

STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to... I'm afraid that if I disregard people for getting this wrong, I'll be lonely forever. People are stupid.  Confession Bear

I got neighbors internet shut off. For downloading torrents....repeatedly

I got neighbors internet shut off. For downloading torrents....repeatedly  Confession Bear

I don't like to drink So I tell people I'm a recovering alcoholic

I don't like to drink So I tell people I'm a recovering alcoholic  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a Scumbag Steve meme I turn it into a Confession Bear meme for karma

Whenever I see a Scumbag Steve meme I turn it into a Confession Bear meme for karma  Confession Bear

For a full year before I started watching Game of Thrones. I thought the "winter is coming" meme was about Boromir.

For a full year before I started watching Game of Thrones. I thought the
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