Confession Bear

I'm actually more awkward on reddit than I am in real life

I'm actually more awkward on reddit than I am in real life  Confession Bear

I thought the phrase "Nip it in the bud" was actually "Nip it in the butt"

I thought the phrase

When a woman says she wants a man with a huge dick I instantly assume she has a large, gaping vagina

When a woman says she wants a man with a huge dick I instantly assume she has a large, gaping vagina  Confession Bear

I actually only like my soda flat

I actually only  like my soda flat  Confession Bear

AMY POEHLER HAS BEEN DEAD TO ME EVER SINCE SHE 'FIXED' HER TEETH

AMY POEHLER HAS BEEN DEAD TO ME EVER SINCE SHE 'FIXED' HER TEETH  Confession Bear

When a post says "I laugh every time" I brace for dissapointment.

When a post says

I volunteer to help friends/relatives with their taxes So I can see if they make more than me

I volunteer to help friends/relatives with their taxes So I can see if they make more than me  Confession Bear

I think The Wire makes Breaking Bad Look like West Side Story

I think The Wire makes Breaking Bad Look like West Side Story  Confession Bear

I actually don't mind the mouse on the screen When watching a video

I actually don't mind the mouse on the screen When watching a video  Confession Bear

Generic over deep depressing, deep emotional issues half sentence But up votes will turn my life around

Generic over deep depressing, deep emotional issues half sentence But up votes will turn my life around  Confession Bear
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