Confession Bear

I've trained myself to say stupid things while with my friends Just so I could get a few laughs and people will think I'm adorably stupid

I've trained myself to say stupid things while with my friends Just so I could get a few laughs and people will think I'm adorably stupid  Confession Bear

If I won the lottery I would invest in a solid, non speculative portfolio diversified between blue-chip stocks and investment grade bonds

If I won the lottery I would invest in a solid, non speculative portfolio diversified between blue-chip stocks and investment grade bonds  Confession Bear

I don't mind cheese pizza

I don't mind  cheese pizza  Confession Bear

Even though my seven year old daughter loves it I don't let her watch My Little Pony... goddamn bronies

Even though my seven year old daughter loves it I don't let her watch My Little Pony... goddamn bronies  Confession Bear

I ACCIDENTALLY CAME IN MY MOUTH ONCE IT'S BEEN ON PURPOSE EVER SINCE

I ACCIDENTALLY CAME IN MY MOUTH ONCE IT'S BEEN ON PURPOSE EVER SINCE  Confession Bear

My wife was right

 My wife was right  Confession Bear

When I'm first pick I go with pick order When I'm last pick I go with call order

When I'm first pick I go with pick order When I'm last pick I go with call order  Confession Bear

I honestly don't give a single fuck How it's going or how you're doing today.

I honestly don't give a single fuck  How it's going or how you're doing today.  Confession Bear

Why did mother nature make it so that the time of the month when I feel my most unsexy Is also the time of the month when I am the most horny?

Why did mother nature make it so that the time of the month when I feel my most unsexy Is also the time of the month when I am the most horny?   Confession Bear

I do not find ryan gosling to be attractive

I do not find ryan gosling to be attractive   Confession Bear
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