Confession Bear

I like to eat vaseline

 I like to eat vaseline  Confession Bear

When I was a kid my bedtime was at 9:00 P.M And i would go to sleep at 9:05 P.M

When I was a kid my bedtime was at 9:00 P.M And i would go to sleep at 9:05 P.M  Confession Bear

I have absolutely zero interest in anal sex

I have absolutely zero interest in anal sex  Confession Bear

My wife keeps threatening to divorce me I wish she would just do it.

My wife keeps threatening to divorce me I wish she would just do it.   Confession Bear

Mother-in-law complained about smell of cat piss around the apartment Pretty sure she was smelling my piss.

Mother-in-law complained about smell of cat piss around the apartment Pretty sure she was smelling my piss.  Confession Bear

I get more excited about jacking off than having sex with my wife

I get more excited about jacking off than having sex with my wife  Confession Bear

If you're in the car with me and start singing the lyrics wrong or bad while listening to the radio I'm just gonna turn it louder so I won't hear you.

If you're in the car with me and start singing the lyrics wrong or bad while listening to the radio I'm just gonna turn it louder so I won't hear you.  Confession Bear

Been on reddit for over 5 years but remove account every few months Because I think the Karma system is flawed

Been on reddit for over 5 years but remove account every few months Because I think the Karma system is flawed  Confession Bear

Before I view links on r/wtf I open them in a new window and hover over it so there's a small version of it because i'm afraid of some of the stuff on r/wtf

Before I view links on r/wtf I open them in a new window and hover over it so there's a small version of it because i'm afraid of some of the stuff on r/wtf  Confession Bear

i want to bang my friend's younger sister but she's 14 and i'm 18, and don't want him to find out and hate me

i want to bang my friend's younger sister but she's 14 and i'm 18, and don't want him to find out and hate me  Confession Bear
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