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I hate it when the nursing home brings patients to the mall for socialization because it messes up my conversion numbers

I hate it when the nursing home brings patients to the mall for socialization because it messes up my conversion numbers Confession Bear
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I actively try to ruin English people's lives because I'm Irish and their ancestors carried out a subtle genocide against my people known as the Great Famine. They deserve it. Bastards.

I actively try to ruin English people's lives because I'm Irish and their ancestors carried out a subtle genocide against my people known as the Great Famine. They deserve it. Bastards. Confession Bear
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When ever my wife and I are in public, I always open doors and let her walk ahead so I can check out other women without her noticing.

When ever my wife and I are in public, I always open doors and let her walk ahead so I can check out other women without her noticing. Confession Bear
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I don't feel like myself unless I'm drunk And that guy is kind of a dick.

I don't feel like myself unless I'm drunk And that guy is kind of a dick. Confession Bear
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When I was in rehab I pissed in this guys shampoo because I thought he pissed in mine. Turns out he didn't and the violent outburst he had after realizing what had happened was the final straw with his probation officer he's been in jail for 4 years.

When I was in rehab I pissed in this guys shampoo because I thought he pissed in mine. Turns out he didn't and the violent outburst he had after realizing what had happened was the final straw with his probation officer he's been in jail for 4 years. Confession Bear
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When Melisandre gave birth... I got the wierdest boner

When Melisandre gave birth... I got the wierdest boner Confession Bear
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I convinced my gf to let me record videos of her masturbating she thinks i'm the only one who watches them, but I'm actually making big $$$ with them online

I convinced my gf to let me record videos of her masturbating she thinks i'm the only one who watches them, but I'm actually making big $$$ with them online Confession Bear
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The first and last time I felt a vagina was during a practice gynecological exam in med school

The first and last time I felt a vagina was during a practice gynecological exam in med school Confession Bear
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i told my girlfriend that a long distance relationship would work so she would go to college and then broke up with her after a week

i told my girlfriend that a long distance relationship would work so she would go to college and then broke up with her after a week Confession Bear
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I wish capital punishment cost less than life in prison so we could end the lives of all the people who kill and rape people.

I wish capital punishment cost less than life in prison so we could end the lives of all the people who kill and rape people. Confession Bear
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