Confession Bear

I think people on dates should split checks But always pay because I don't want to seem cheap.

I think people on dates should split checks But always pay because I don't want to seem cheap.  Confession Bear

I often think of the attention I would get at school If a close family member died

I often think of the attention I would get at school If a close family member died  Confession Bear

I ONLY REMEMBER WHERE NIGER IS ON A WORLDMAP BECAUSE IT'S SHAPED LIKE A PIECE OF CHICKEN

I ONLY REMEMBER WHERE NIGER IS ON A WORLDMAP BECAUSE IT'S SHAPED LIKE A PIECE OF CHICKEN  Confession Bear

I'd rather have memes on R/TREES over self post fridays

I'd rather have memes on R/TREES over self post fridays  Confession Bear

I take my girlfriend for walks every day, telling her i just want to spend time with her. I really just want her to lose weight, because she got fat.

I take my girlfriend for walks every day, telling her i just want to spend time with her. I really just want her to lose weight, because she got fat.  Confession Bear

Now that I have completely recovered I wish I was going to weekend two

Now that I have completely recovered I wish I was going to weekend two  Confession Bear

I kinda like the gauntlet

I kinda like the gauntlet  Confession Bear

I like to offer fresh sliced fruit to my best friend's girlfriend I watch her eat it knowing I rubbed it on my penis

I like to offer fresh sliced fruit to my best friend's girlfriend I watch her eat it knowing I rubbed it on my penis  Confession Bear

I like a band that other metalheads dislike Please validate me for it

I like a band that other metalheads dislike Please validate me for it  Confession Bear

When I played highschool football I often took cheap shots at black players

When I played highschool football I often took cheap shots at black players  Confession Bear
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