Confession Bear

I think it's funny when people get embarrassed when the present me with the wrong loyalty card.

I think it's funny when people get embarrassed when the present me with the wrong loyalty card.  Confession Bear

I TRY TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I HAVE ADD SO PEOPLE WON'T TREAT ME LIKE I'M RETARDED

I TRY TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I HAVE ADD SO PEOPLE WON'T TREAT ME LIKE I'M RETARDED  Confession Bear

I tell Hulu the ads aren't relevant to me... Even when they are.

I tell Hulu the ads aren't relevant to me... Even when they are.  Confession Bear

I steal picnic baskets Just for the thrill

I steal picnic baskets Just for the thrill  Confession Bear

Its not necessary to drink my own urine but i do it anyway because it's sterile, and i like the taste

Its not necessary to drink my own urine but i do it anyway because it's sterile, and i like the taste  Confession Bear

I love capitalism And think it's the reason we rose to such a global power in the first place.

I love capitalism  And think it's the reason we rose to such a global power in the first place.  Confession Bear

I use Reddit so much That I can accurately predict the top comment on most threads

I use Reddit so much  That I can accurately predict the top comment on most threads  Confession Bear

My current SO thought I was just mourning the loss of my ex's father I actually just really miss my ex

My current SO thought I was just mourning the loss of my ex's father I actually just really miss my ex  Confession Bear

in middle school i wrote a love poem about a girl and won an award for it seven years later we're good friends and i'm still to embarrassed to tell her i wrote it about her

in middle school i wrote a love poem about a girl and won an award for it seven years later we're good friends and i'm still to embarrassed to tell her i wrote it about her  Confession Bear

just once, I want a diabetic to die after getting a sugary soda by mistake so the waiter can get charged with involuntary manslaughter and restaurants start taking it seriously

just once, I want a diabetic to die after getting a sugary soda by mistake so the waiter can get charged with involuntary manslaughter and restaurants start taking it seriously  Confession Bear
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