Confession Bear

I wish my Friend's band wasn't so good So i could play in it

I wish my Friend's band wasn't so good So i could play in it  Confession Bear

I use my dad's nose hair trimmer to trim my ass hair

I use my dad's nose hair trimmer to trim my ass hair  Confession Bear

I use nose bleeds to see what I would look like with lip stick on

I use nose bleeds to see what I would look like with lip stick on  Confession Bear

I downvote "first post" posts because I am jealous of the useless karma they get

I downvote

I'm going to celebrate my cakeday more than my actual birthday

I'm going to celebrate my cakeday more than my actual birthday  Confession Bear

Anyone who uses this meme should die Yes, even me

Anyone who uses this meme should die Yes, even me  Confession Bear

I upvote all comments with zero karma even if they are downvote worthy

I upvote all comments with zero karma even if they are downvote worthy  Confession Bear

I only made a reddit account To unsubscribe from /aww

I only made a reddit account To unsubscribe from /aww  Confession Bear

I use homework as an excuse So I can sit on my ass without being judged

I use homework as an excuse So I can sit on my ass without being judged  Confession Bear

I read /r/shitredditsays to find funny threads they're mad about

I read /r/shitredditsays to find funny threads they're mad about  Confession Bear
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