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I am a fully grown man.. But I still like young girls and I haven't had sex in a decade

I am a fully grown man.. But I still like young girls and I haven't had sex in a decade Confession Bear
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I kill millions of potential children every day and it feels awesome.

I kill millions of potential children every day and it feels awesome. Confession Bear
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The toilet at my old place broke and wouldn't flush I pissed in the sink for 6 months until I moved out

The toilet at my old place broke and wouldn't flush I pissed in the sink for 6 months until I moved out Confession Bear
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I WISH MY SISTER IN LAW WOULD BREAK UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND SO I CAN FUCK HER AGAIN

I WISH MY SISTER IN LAW WOULD BREAK UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND SO I CAN FUCK HER AGAIN Confession Bear
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I just had a month of Reddit Gold, and I didn't like it any more than I like regular Reddit.

I just had a month of Reddit Gold, and I didn't like it any more than I like regular Reddit. Confession Bear
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I snore loudly when I sleep on my back (especially if I drink) and make a point to do so the first night of our family vacation every year, so that nobody wants to share a bed or a room with me the rest of vacation

I snore loudly when I sleep on my back (especially if I drink) and make a point to do so the first night of our family vacation every year, so that nobody wants to share a bed or a room with me the rest of vacation Confession Bear
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I've gotten so lazy Even playing video games feels like too much work

I've gotten so lazy Even playing video games feels like too much work Confession Bear
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I really like automatic doors at supermarkets Because I don't have to worry about holding the door for the person behind me.

I really like automatic doors at supermarkets Because I don't have to worry about holding the door for the person behind me. Confession Bear
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WHENEVER I SEE FACEBOOK POSTS REPETITIVELY OF AN UPCOMING ENGAGEMENT OR WEDDING PHOTOS I IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THEM FROM MY FEED AND REMOVE THEM FROM CHAT BECAUSE I'M GETTING OLDER, MORE BITTER, AND MORE JEALOUS.

WHENEVER I SEE FACEBOOK POSTS REPETITIVELY OF AN UPCOMING ENGAGEMENT OR WEDDING PHOTOS I IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THEM FROM MY FEED AND REMOVE THEM FROM CHAT BECAUSE I'M GETTING OLDER, MORE BITTER, AND MORE JEALOUS. Confession Bear
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I TOLD MY FRIEND I COULDN'T COME TO HIS PARTY FOR FAMILY REASONS BECAUSE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WILL BE THERE AND I WOULD START BEGGING HER TO COME BACK

I TOLD MY FRIEND I COULDN'T COME TO HIS PARTY FOR FAMILY REASONS BECAUSE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WILL BE THERE AND I WOULD START BEGGING HER TO COME BACK Confession Bear
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