Confession Bear

I stay in bed long after I wake up so I don't have to see either of my parents when I go downstairs.

I stay in bed long after I wake up so I don't have to see either of my parents when I go downstairs.  Confession Bear

I got a dog Just to have someone to blame my farts on

I got a dog Just to have someone to blame my farts on  Confession Bear

IF MY COMMENTS GET NEGATIVE KARMA I DELETE THEM SO THEY DON'T GET WORSE

IF MY COMMENTS GET NEGATIVE KARMA I DELETE THEM SO THEY DON'T GET WORSE  Confession Bear

If your kid is under 13 and wearing yoga pants I assume you're an awful parent

If your kid is under 13 and wearing yoga pants I assume you're an awful parent  Confession Bear

I don't care that it's your highest rated comment

I don't care that it's your highest rated comment  Confession Bear

I've never kissed a girl and I'm 16 years old

I've never kissed a girl and I'm 16 years old  Confession Bear

I saw that my neighbor's dog had gotten ran over And still helped them put up signs

I saw that my neighbor's dog had gotten ran over And still helped them put up signs   Confession Bear

when you can't sleep one night a month and you say you have insomnia i wanna punch you in the face

when you can't sleep one night a month and you say you have insomnia i wanna punch you in the face   Confession Bear

I actually like cops Because THEY don't break the law

I actually like cops Because THEY don't break the law  Confession Bear

Thought Reddit karma was silly. Til I started posting.

Thought Reddit karma was silly. Til I started posting.  Confession Bear
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