Confession Bear

A family member died today... I'm annoyed that I can't post funny content on facebook for a while because all my family and friends are on there and I'm supposed to be sad

A family member died today... I'm annoyed that I can't post funny content on facebook for a while because all my family and friends are on there and I'm supposed to be sad  Confession Bear

When I was a kid I thought Anonymous was an ancient philosopher.

When I was a kid I thought Anonymous was an ancient philosopher.  Confession Bear

As far as anyone is concerned, I died in WTC Building 1 I now live in a South American country with a new identity

As far as anyone is concerned, I died in WTC Building 1 I now live in a South American country with a new identity  Confession Bear

My adult stepson just moved in with my wife and I I've started doing unhygienic, messy things around the house that I have never done before so my wife thinks it's him.

My adult stepson just moved in with my wife and I I've started doing unhygienic, messy things around the house that I have never done before so my wife thinks it's him.   Confession Bear

I'm taking care of my dads old and decrepit dog for two weeks. and I can't help but wish my dog would just bite him in the neck and put him out of his misery already.

I'm taking care of my dads old and decrepit dog for two weeks. and I can't help but wish my dog would just bite him in the neck and put him out of his misery already.  Confession Bear

WOMEN THINK I'M A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN BECAUSE I HOLD DOORS AND LET THEM GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR FIRST I'M REALLY TRYING TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT THEIR ASS

WOMEN THINK I'M A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN BECAUSE I HOLD DOORS AND LET THEM GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR FIRST I'M REALLY TRYING TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT THEIR ASS  Confession Bear

Whenever I go to the barber I look at my cut hair on the ground to check for lice

Whenever I go to the barber I look at my cut hair on the ground to check for lice  Confession Bear

I'm too scared to be alone so I'm always listening to a podcast or radio show Even if i'm not interested in what they're saying it's nice to feel like someone is there

I'm too scared to be alone so I'm always listening to a podcast or radio show Even if i'm not interested in what they're saying it's nice to feel like someone is there  Confession Bear

My brother wanted to borrow my camera to film his daughter singing "I love you daddy" but I don't like people touching my camera and was too tired to get up so I pretended to be asleep

My brother wanted to borrow my camera to film his daughter singing

I made up a fake, but controversial story that exploited Reddit's sensibilities. Now I have one billion Karma.

I made up a fake, but controversial story that exploited Reddit's sensibilities.  Now I have one billion Karma.  Confession Bear
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