Confession Bear

Sometimes I Can't Cum For My Boyfriend Because If I do, I'll Fart.

Sometimes I Can't Cum For My Boyfriend Because If I do, I'll Fart.  Confession Bear

not to be racist but korean girls are the best looking asians

not to be racist but korean girls are the best looking asians  Confession Bear

I'm so depressed that I lie in bed all day. I fear that if I get any better I would actually be able to kill myself.

I'm so depressed that I lie in bed all day. I fear that if I get any better I would actually be able to kill myself.  Confession Bear

EVER TIME MY BUDDY GETS AN INTERVIEW I HOPE THEY SOMEHOW CAN ASCERTAIN THAT HE'S WORTHLESS BECAUSE HE'S CALLED OFF ALMOST 50 TIMES IN A YEAR AND A HALF AT THE JOB I RECOMMENDED HIM FOR

EVER TIME MY BUDDY GETS AN INTERVIEW I HOPE THEY SOMEHOW CAN ASCERTAIN THAT HE'S WORTHLESS BECAUSE HE'S CALLED OFF ALMOST 50 TIMES IN A YEAR AND A HALF AT THE JOB I RECOMMENDED HIM FOR  Confession Bear

I found one of my posts reposted on 9gag I was honored that someone found it funny enough to repost

I found one of my posts reposted on 9gag I was honored that someone found it funny enough to repost  Confession Bear

I don't wear my Zelda shirt to visit my girlfriend anymore because her roommate won't shut up about how much she likes Zelda

I don't wear my Zelda shirt to visit my girlfriend anymore because her roommate won't shut up about how much she likes Zelda  Confession Bear

I took my Dad's 13 year old dog that was dying of cancer to the vet to be euthanized because he didn't have the heart to do it Then I called him at work and told him he died naturally

I took my Dad's 13 year old dog that was dying of cancer to the vet to be euthanized because he didn't have the heart to do it Then I called him at work and told him he died naturally  Confession Bear

I said i was out drinking I got confused and tried to turn into a dark parking lot hitting a concrete post

I said i was out drinking I got confused and tried to turn into a dark parking lot hitting a concrete post   Confession Bear

I set all my games to easy So I can finish the story

I set all my games to easy So I can finish the story  Confession Bear

In grade school, I told my friend a joke about two chubby girls in the class. My friend stole it and got in trouble. The principal couldn't believe it was mine because I was such a "good kid."

In grade school, I told my friend a joke about two chubby girls in the class. My friend stole it and got in trouble. The principal couldn't believe it was mine because I was such a
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