Confession Bear

When I go off to university I don't plan on visiting home very often

When I go off to university I don't plan on visiting home very often  Confession Bear

I'm the father of my friends younger brother he still doesn't know

I'm the father of my friends younger brother he still doesn't know   Confession Bear

I don't care what you think of me when I'm buying condoms I'll forgot you even exist as soon as i leave the store

I don't care what you think of me when I'm buying condoms I'll forgot you even exist as soon as i leave the store   Confession Bear

IF I EVER HEAR A PERSON IMPERSONATE STEWIE I LOSE ANY POTENTIAL RESPECT FOR THEM

IF I EVER HEAR A PERSON IMPERSONATE STEWIE  I LOSE ANY POTENTIAL RESPECT FOR THEM  Confession Bear

When friends tell me "it's her loss" If I believe them I still feel bad, but then I feel guilty too

When friends tell me

When It's late I pee in the sink So I don't have to make noise flushing the toilet

When It's late I pee in the sink So I don't have to make noise flushing the toilet  Confession Bear

Dear Father I have sinned. I keep forgetting how I'm supposed to say this.

Dear Father I have sinned.  I keep forgetting how I'm supposed to say this.   Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I CLICK "LIKE" JUST SO I CAN "UNLIKE"

SOMETIMES I CLICK

I think you're an exploitative scumbag if you've benefited from tibetan buddhism, but don't care about tibetans' freedom

I think you're an exploitative scumbag if you've benefited from tibetan buddhism, but don't care about tibetans' freedom  Confession Bear

I jokingly call a frumpy girl I know "Sexy" Because she's the most beautiful girl I've ever met

I jokingly call a frumpy girl I know
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