Confession Bear

New. Can't Sleep. Excited! Wondering what people like. Wait, what? huh? What the hell? Eww...what? I thought that was funny. Why am I being told I can't post stuff? What? Huh? Gahh...what? Damn it. What? Who gives a shit about that? Damn it, what? Fuck th

New. Can't Sleep. Excited! Wondering what people like. Wait, what? huh? What the hell? Eww...what? I thought that was funny. Why am I being told I can't post stuff? What? Huh? Gahh...what? Damn it. What? Who gives a shit about that? Damn it, what? Fuck th  Confession Bear

would you like some hot and buttery popcorn or maybe one of these delicious pretzels

would you like some hot and buttery popcorn or maybe one of these delicious pretzels  Confession Bear

Every night I cuddle with my girlfriend close to the edge of the bed until she falls asleep So I can have more of the bed to myself later

Every night I cuddle with my girlfriend close to the edge of the bed until she falls asleep So I can have more of the bed to myself later  Confession Bear

I think Ariel Castro Should be executed instead of standing trial

I think Ariel Castro Should be executed instead of standing trial  Confession Bear

I've made a habit of masturbating every time I use the bathroom Now I'm unsure of my ability to masturbate without taking a shit first.

I've made a habit of masturbating every time I use the bathroom Now I'm unsure of my ability to masturbate without taking a shit first.  Confession Bear

I like John Goodman's voice More than Morgan Freeman's voice

I like John Goodman's voice More than Morgan Freeman's voice  Confession Bear

I had sex With a married woman

I had sex With a married woman  Confession Bear

Berenstain Bears? Italian

Berenstain Bears? Italian  Confession Bear

I'm 26 years old I've flossed 4 times and regret all 4 times

I'm 26 years old I've flossed 4 times and regret all 4 times  Confession Bear

While holding my grandfather's hand as he passed away I could only think about the fact that if I went to Hogwarts I would now be able to see those creepy skeleton horses.

While holding my grandfather's hand as he passed away I could only think about the fact that if I went to Hogwarts I would now be able to see those creepy skeleton horses.  Confession Bear
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