Confession Bear

I fake talk about my girlfriend in bed while i fake sleep so I can wake up to bacon and a blowjob

I fake talk about my girlfriend in bed while i fake sleep so I can wake up to bacon and a blowjob  Confession Bear

I get annoyed when my Mom calls me, Except when I'm high

I get annoyed when my Mom calls me, Except when I'm high  Confession Bear

I find tattoos to be very unattractive and can't understand people's obsession with them

I find tattoos to be very unattractive and can't understand people's obsession with them  Confession Bear

i prefer quickmeme over livememe

i prefer quickmeme over livememe  Confession Bear

I killed my wife And got away with it

I killed my wife And got away with it  Confession Bear

I steal honey from bees Almost every day

I steal honey from bees Almost every day  Confession Bear

I'd rather see a human baby get tortured than an animal get tortured

I'd rather see a human baby get tortured than an animal get tortured  Confession Bear

I get severe anxiety attacks when filling out tax return forms So I haven't filed returns in about four years...

I get severe anxiety attacks when filling out tax return forms So I haven't filed returns in about four years...  Confession Bear

I love Eddie, but he's a terrible commentator.

I love Eddie, but he's a terrible commentator.  Confession Bear

TOLD EVERYONE THAT I GOT IN A FIGHT ACTUALLY FELL OFF A BIKE ONTO MY FACE

TOLD EVERYONE THAT I GOT IN A FIGHT ACTUALLY FELL OFF A BIKE ONTO MY FACE  Confession Bear
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