Confession Bear

I wish we had just let the south secede from the union So they could just keep their craziness to themselves.

I wish we had just let the south secede from the union So they could just keep their craziness to themselves.  Confession Bear

I double bag my groceries so I can single bag my dog shit for free

I double bag my groceries  so I can single bag my dog shit for free  Confession Bear

I use /r/askreddit questions to keep dates interesting

I use /r/askreddit 
questions to keep dates interesting  Confession Bear

We've upgraded your favorite classic film.

We've upgraded your favorite classic film.  Confession Bear

Someone wants cheering up on reddit because of breakup? don't really care because I have always been single

Someone wants cheering up on reddit because of breakup? don't really care because I have always been single  Confession Bear

Sometimes I go to the "new" section and downvote every cute animal post.

Sometimes I go to the

I pick my nose and then i eat it

I pick my nose and then i eat it  Confession Bear

I send all of my online dating messages While Pooping

I send all of my online dating messages While Pooping  Confession Bear

If I could go back in time to kill Hitler I would instead just go back further in time to when he was a child and try to manipulate him into my beliefs and use him as my proxy

If I could go back in time to kill Hitler I would instead just go back further in time to when he was a child and try to manipulate him into my beliefs and use him as my proxy  Confession Bear

I hack my own facebook to pretend I have friends

I hack my own facebook to pretend I have friends  Confession Bear
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