Confession Bear

I was a Boy Scout when I was young. I just never mentioned i was an Atheist.

I was a Boy Scout when I was young. I just never mentioned i was an Atheist.  Confession Bear

I never got to play FR/LG or R/S/E

I never got to play FR/LG or R/S/E  Confession Bear

My girlfriend said she wanted a kid So I got a vasectomy without telling her

My girlfriend said she wanted a kid So I got a vasectomy without telling her  Confession Bear

I can't eat oatmeal without raisins, milk, and sugar because it tastes like shit.

I can't eat oatmeal without raisins, milk, and sugar because it tastes like shit.  Confession Bear

I delete people from Facebook on their birthdays

I delete people from Facebook on their birthdays   Confession Bear

I spread my cheeks when I fart So I don't make a noise and my wife won't yell at me.

I spread my cheeks when I fart So I don't make a noise and my wife won't yell at me.   Confession Bear

I support my girlfriends drug habit financially Because none of her other diets worked

I support my girlfriends drug habit financially Because none of her other diets worked  Confession Bear

I fuck up on purpose so my parents have something to agree on and stop hating each other

I fuck up on purpose so my parents have something to agree on and stop hating each other  Confession Bear

I wish handicap kids were aborted or put down

I wish handicap kids  were aborted or put down  Confession Bear

If you rattle off a list of what makes other people bad parents I automatically assume you have no children of your own

If you rattle off a list of what makes other people bad parents I automatically assume you have no children of your own  Confession Bear
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