Confession Bear

I think people with thick or heavy accents shouldn't be actors or really even talk all that much.

I think people with thick or heavy accents shouldn't be actors or really even talk all that much.  Confession Bear

I like the smell of my farts

I like the smell of my farts  Confession Bear

I'm an american and i hate football

I'm an american and i hate football  Confession Bear

why does my mom... Eat all of my playmates?

why does my mom... Eat all of my playmates?  Confession Bear

I give money to homeless people only when they have a dog Because I feel bad for the dog

I give money to homeless people only when they have a dog Because I feel bad for the dog  Confession Bear

I slept with my friends underage cousin when I was 18 and i'd do it again

I slept with my friends underage cousin when I was 18 and i'd do it again  Confession Bear

I LEAVE MY SHOES ON BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE IS DIRTY

I LEAVE MY SHOES ON BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE IS DIRTY  Confession Bear

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO GAIN WEIGHT

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO GAIN WEIGHT  Confession Bear

I pretend to have constant headaches So that I can continue to take codeine every day

I pretend to have constant headaches So that I can continue to take codeine every day  Confession Bear

I get all my lines from reddit... ...Even THAT one.

I get all my lines from reddit... ...Even THAT one.  Confession Bear
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