Confession Bear

I draw penises in the sand in my moms mini zen garden and blame my little brother.

I draw penises in the sand in my moms mini zen garden  and blame my little brother.  Confession Bear

Whenever I poop I have to look to see what i have created

Whenever I poop I have to look to see what i have created  Confession Bear

I had a sex dream about my little pony I came in my sleep

I had a sex dream about my little pony I came in my sleep  Confession Bear

I buy cookies and candy and hide them from my girlfriend not because I'm fat but because I'm afraid if she finds them she will be

I buy cookies and candy and hide them from my girlfriend not because I'm fat but because I'm afraid if she finds them she will be  Confession Bear

I make more effort for Reddit meet-ups Than I do for my own girlfriend

I make more effort for Reddit meet-ups Than I do for my own girlfriend  Confession Bear

As a symbol, I don't find the swastika any more offensive than the cross.

As a symbol, I don't find the swastika any more offensive than the cross.  Confession Bear

I only look at new on r/adviceanimals to watch mine fail

I only look at new on r/adviceanimals  to watch mine fail  Confession Bear

I made out with my girlfriend at a movie: the passion of the christ

I made out with my girlfriend at a movie: the passion of the christ  Confession Bear

Found Out 3 months ago that my Best Friend's wife has sex with strangers for money and he has no idea about it I've been using her services ever since and have not told him a thing

Found Out 3 months ago that my Best Friend's wife has sex with strangers for money and he has no idea about it I've been using her services ever since and have not told him a thing  Confession Bear

I cruise reddit's /r/depression and /r/dating.advice a lot Because I don't think anyone should be lonely.

I cruise reddit's /r/depression and /r/dating.advice a lot Because I don't think anyone should be lonely.  Confession Bear
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