Confession Bear

I stole a crazybone from my mums friends son when I was 8 I hated that guy

I stole a crazybone from my mums friends son when I was 8 I hated that guy  Confession Bear

Long before the "Catfish" craze... I posed as a male online. Had relationships with women. Fell madly in love with a girl named Leah. She never knew I was a female.

Long before the

My sister is one of those "free flow" hippies that sings all the time with her friends in jam sessions I broke all of their music equipment and left a note saying "get a job" in cut out magazine letters

My sister is one of those

I like having vacuum duty at work. because I can fart as loud as I want and still blame someone else.

I like having vacuum duty at work. because I can fart as loud as I want and still blame someone else.  Confession Bear

Of all the the things I thought would be in the safe Money wasn't one of them

Of all the the things I thought would be in the safe Money wasn't one of them  Confession Bear

I THOUGHT JIMMY BUFFET AND WARREN BUFFET WERE THE SAME PERSON BEFORE I STARTED DATING AN ECON MAJOR

I THOUGHT JIMMY BUFFET AND WARREN BUFFET WERE THE SAME PERSON BEFORE I STARTED DATING AN ECON MAJOR  Confession Bear

I realised my steak was a bit too raw I still ate it because I was too lazy to cook it again

I realised my steak was a bit too raw I still ate it because I was too lazy to cook it again  Confession Bear

Everyone at work is happy we aren't getting furloughed anymore I feel bad we got special treatment while the rest of the federal workforce is still getting screwed

Everyone at work is happy we aren't getting furloughed anymore I feel bad we got special treatment while the rest of the federal workforce is still getting screwed  Confession Bear

I slept with my best friend's mom when I was 19 and gave her herpes

I slept with my best friend's mom when I was 19 and gave her herpes  Confession Bear

when i see a headline about sexual assault i keep reading, because despite my guilt i find the details extremely erotic

when i see a headline about sexual assault i keep reading, because despite my guilt i find the details extremely erotic  Confession Bear
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