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Sometimes I pretend I am going to have an epileptic fit just to end an argument with my girlfriend

Sometimes I pretend I am going to have an epileptic fit just to end an argument with my girlfriend Confession Bear
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Even on my good days I find myself hating humanity

Even on my good days I find myself hating humanity Confession Bear
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My fiend would invite me to the strip club every week. I'd say I couldn't go then go to his house and fuck his wife.

My fiend would invite me to the strip club every week. I'd say I couldn't go then go to his house and fuck his wife. Confession Bear
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I don't have an online dating profile because I'm afraid my photos will wind up being ridiculed on reddit

I don't have an online dating profile because I'm afraid my photos will wind up being ridiculed on reddit Confession Bear
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I USUALLY SHAVE AT NIGHT SO I'LL HAVE 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW THE NEXT AFTERNOON

I USUALLY SHAVE AT NIGHT SO I'LL HAVE 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW THE NEXT AFTERNOON Confession Bear
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Even though my cousin has battled several resurgences of Lukemia over the past couple years, I'm not sad because the thought of him dying doesn't even register in my mind

Even though my cousin has battled several resurgences of Lukemia over the past couple years, I'm not sad because the thought of him dying doesn't even register in my mind Confession Bear
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I nearly hung up on my brothers Malaysian friend Because I thought he was a telemarketer

I nearly hung up on my brothers Malaysian friend Because I thought he was a telemarketer Confession Bear
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I actively avoid trying to teach coworkers anything about computers because when they fail to understand it means more work for me, repeatedly trying to explain what they did wrong.

I actively avoid trying to teach coworkers anything about computers because when they fail to understand it means more work for me, repeatedly trying to explain what they did wrong. Confession Bear
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I hate lettuce but never say "no lettuce" when I order a sandwich so I don't look like a kid.

I hate lettuce but never say
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I'm a dog person Anything you post with a cat, i will downvote

I'm a dog person Anything you post with a cat, i will downvote Confession Bear
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