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I finally got Reddit Gold by insulting my girlfriend

I finally got Reddit Gold by insulting my girlfriend  Confession Bear

My sister had a delicious breakfast I murdered her Egg McMuffin and blamed it on the dog

My sister had a delicious breakfast I murdered her Egg McMuffin and blamed it on the dog  Confession Bear

I called in sick to work today I just wanted to vape, play computer games and touch myself

I called in sick to work today I just wanted to vape, play computer games and touch myself  Confession Bear

90% of the time the clothes are still damp and they need a few more minutes in the dryer no they aren't and no they don't

90% of the time the clothes are still damp and they need a few more minutes in the dryer no they aren't  and no they don't  Confession Bear

drove past my ex's salon today and saw a for sale sign on the front door good. you shitty ass person, good for you.

drove past my ex's salon today and saw a for sale sign on the front door good. you shitty ass person, good for you.  Confession Bear

I murdered 7 million jews then faked my own death

I murdered 7 million jews then faked my own death  Confession Bear

I reported my friend's fraternity for hazing pledges Their chapter got suspended and is under investigation

I reported my friend's fraternity for hazing pledges Their chapter got suspended and is under investigation  Confession Bear

I continue to leave my FB profile pic as an equal sign Because I gained a lot of weight and don't want to post a current picture of myself

I continue to leave my FB profile pic as an equal sign Because I gained a lot of weight and don't want to post a current picture of myself  Confession Bear

When I was in highschool, a kid was being douchey at a party So me and my friends rolled him a joint of oregano and pubes, he smoked the whole thing, we never told him

When I was in highschool, a kid was being douchey at a party So me and my friends rolled him a joint of oregano and pubes, he smoked the whole thing, we never told him  Confession Bear

I came out to my parents and they threaten to disown me and never love me back, I later told them that it was just a phase and that I'm "fixed" I still hate and resent them and myself for it.

I came out to my parents and they threaten to disown me and never love me back, I later told them that it was just a phase and that I'm
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