Confession Bear

I stole the cookies From the cookie jar

I stole the cookies From the cookie jar  Confession Bear

No, I don't even lift

No, I don't even lift  Confession Bear

I badly explain good shows to my parents So they don't ask me to watch the shows with them

I badly explain good shows to my parents So they don't ask me to watch the shows with them  Confession Bear

I'm the one in the office That leaves time left on the microwave

I'm the one in the office That leaves time left on the microwave  Confession Bear

I make plans with people I know will flake Because I don't actually want to do anything but still feel like I connect with people

I make plans with people I know will flake Because I don't actually want to do anything but still feel like I connect with people  Confession Bear

I Downvote Every [10] guy meme.

I Downvote Every [10] guy meme.   Confession Bear

if a movie was a book first, i don't give a shit about "spoiler alerts."

if a movie was a book first, i don't give a shit about

Redditing without being logged in Made me remember why I unsubscribed from r/atheism

Redditing without being logged in Made me remember why I unsubscribed from r/atheism  Confession Bear

I steal toilet paper from my work because i rarely shit at home and im too cheap to buy it

I steal toilet paper from my work because i rarely shit at home and im too cheap to buy it  Confession Bear

I'm entirely too drunk to know what I'm doing right now But I just realized that it's my cake day, so I think I'm supposed to post something that doesn't contribute anything to anything in exchange for recognition.

I'm entirely too drunk to know what I'm doing right now  But I just realized that it's my cake day, so I think I'm supposed to post something that doesn't contribute anything to anything in exchange for recognition.  Confession Bear
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