Confession Bear

I made a fake confession bear meme. This is that meme.

I made a fake confession bear meme. This is that meme.  Confession Bear

I secretly think Confession Bear ran its course 1000 memes ago

I secretly think Confession Bear ran its course 1000 memes ago  Confession Bear

If you think the word penis or drawings of penises are the funniest thing ever I assume you are twelve or have the intellectual capacity of a twelve year old.

If you think the word penis or drawings of penises are the funniest thing ever I assume you are twelve or have the intellectual capacity of a twelve year old.   Confession Bear

The longer I stay in a long-term relationship the more often I look at random girls and think...yeah, I'd hit that

The longer I stay in a long-term relationship the more often I look at random girls and think...yeah, I'd hit that  Confession Bear

When I go to the supermarket, I like to hang out in the refrigerated section When women are in that section the cold makes their nipples poke out

When I go to the supermarket, I like to hang out in the refrigerated section When women are in that section the cold makes their nipples poke out  Confession Bear

Working drive-thru, I judged customer nationality by their order... Azns - Nuggets w/ Sweet & Sour. Orange Soda Mexicans - Anything. w/ Salsa. Coke. Blacks - Nuggets w/ BBQ Sauce. Sprite Russians - Filet O Fish. Mayonaise for the fries. "Pepsi"

Working drive-thru, I judged customer nationality by their order... Azns - Nuggets w/ Sweet & Sour. Orange Soda
Mexicans - Anything. w/ Salsa. Coke.
Blacks - Nuggets w/ BBQ Sauce. Sprite
Russians - Filet O Fish. Mayonaise for the fries.

first night out without my wife in a year Can't stop thinking about a girl that was there with my friend's girlfriend.

first night out without my wife in a year Can't stop thinking about a girl that was there with my friend's girlfriend.   Confession Bear

Sometimes I contemplate my parents death I would own their mansion

Sometimes I contemplate my parents death I would own their mansion  Confession Bear

If taking howling abyss away would keep Nasus and red elixir from getting nerfed i would do it

If taking howling abyss away would keep Nasus and red elixir from getting nerfed i would do it  Confession Bear

I look down on almost everyone my age that I know who has already had a kid

I look down on almost everyone my age that I know who has already had a kid   Confession Bear
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