Confession Bear

It's clear that this girl I occasionally talk to is into me But I don't find her attractive. I tell myself that's not the only reason I won't date her, but it really is.

It's clear that this girl I occasionally talk to is into me But I don't find her attractive. I tell myself that's not the only reason I won't date her, but it really is.  Confession Bear

IF YOU WRITE "U" INSTEAD OF "YOU" I IMMEDIATELY ASSUME ur AN IDIOT

IF YOU WRITE

Sometimes I wish my life was a video game, so I could restart and erase all the mistakes I've made

Sometimes I wish my life was a video game, so I could restart and erase all the mistakes I've made  Confession Bear

I like the smell of my own farts

I like the smell  of my own farts  Confession Bear

I know i wont be getting laid so i dont shave my pubes EVER

I know i wont be getting laid so i dont shave my pubes EVER  Confession Bear

I kept forgetting if Nelson Mandela is dead or not

I kept forgetting if Nelson Mandela is dead or not  Confession Bear

If you wear gloves at the gym I automatically consider you a pussy no matter what you can lift

If you wear gloves at the gym I automatically consider you a pussy no matter what you can lift  Confession Bear

I have used my moms tooth brush to clean around the toilet for the past two months. And she still doesn't know.

I have used my moms tooth brush to clean around the toilet for the past two months. And she still doesn't know.  Confession Bear

Getting to that age where lots of friends are getting married Secretly hopes they all end up in divorce

Getting to that age where lots of friends are getting married Secretly hopes they all end up in divorce  Confession Bear

I went to confession today for Lent; I lied to my priest about my sins.

I went to confession today for Lent; I lied to my priest about my sins.   Confession Bear
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