Confession Bear

I tell people I am allergic to nuts So when I freak the fuck out, i don't look like a little bitch

I tell people I am allergic to nuts So when I freak the fuck out, i don't look like a little bitch  Confession Bear

I wish adults had called me worthless throughout my childhood So I would have been motivated to make myself a better person

I wish adults had called me worthless throughout my childhood So I would have been motivated to make myself a better person  Confession Bear

Beautiful girl at work asked me why I was looking at her differently It's because I have fallen in love with her and I am to scared to tell how I feel

Beautiful girl at work asked me why I was looking at her differently It's because I have fallen in love with her and I am to scared to tell how I feel  Confession Bear

I want to make confession bears about all my deepest dark terrible secrets but my friends know my reddit username

I want to make confession bears about all my deepest dark terrible secrets  but my friends know my reddit username  Confession Bear

I actually love my mother-in-law more than my real mom.

I actually love my mother-in-law more than my real mom.  Confession Bear

I took a lie detector test to get in to law enforcement, and admitted to stealing office supplies throughout my past I stole the lie detector guy's pen

I took a lie detector test to get in to law enforcement, and admitted to stealing office supplies throughout my past I stole the lie detector guy's pen  Confession Bear

Whenever I see someone go for a "Smoke Break" I "Go To The Washroom" to even out the score

Whenever I see someone go for a

I am a member of Westboro Baptist Church

I am a member of Westboro Baptist Church  Confession Bear

Whenever I see pretty girls who look like they might need help, I drive right by Because they usually just think I'm creepy

Whenever I see pretty girls who look like they might need help, I drive right by Because they usually just think I'm creepy  Confession Bear

I look down on young military recruits They were probably not smart enough to attend college

I look down on young military recruits They were probably not smart enough to attend college  Confession Bear
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