Confession Bear

MY MOM THINKS I BURN SAGE AS A SAFE BLESSING FOR HER TRAVELS WHEN SHE COMES TO VISIT I'M REALLY JUST HIDING THE SMELL OF MY WEED

MY MOM THINKS I BURN SAGE AS A SAFE BLESSING FOR HER TRAVELS WHEN SHE COMES TO VISIT I'M REALLY JUST HIDING THE SMELL OF MY WEED  Confession Bear

Everyone thinks I'm the happiest person they know Because I've become so good at hiding my depression

Everyone thinks I'm the happiest person they know Because I've become so good at hiding my depression  Confession Bear

I ENJOY BAD WEATHER SO I DON'T FEEL GUILTY IF I STAY IN AND PLAY GAMES ALL DAY

I ENJOY BAD WEATHER SO I DON'T FEEL GUILTY IF I STAY IN AND PLAY GAMES ALL DAY  Confession Bear

I wish I wasn't an atheist So I could believe I would see my brother again

I wish I wasn't an atheist So I could believe I would see my brother again  Confession Bear

I WOULDN'T BLAME MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IF HE DIVORCED MY SISTER

I WOULDN'T BLAME MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IF HE DIVORCED MY SISTER  Confession Bear

My grandpa has Alzheimer's and convinced himself my grandma smokes crack. I don't correct him because I enjoy looking for crack with him. It reminds me of the time we hunted for hidden candies when I was a kid.

My grandpa has Alzheimer's and convinced himself my grandma smokes crack. I don't correct him because I enjoy looking for crack with him. It reminds me of the time we hunted for hidden candies when I was a kid.  Confession Bear

Upvoting confession bear Is my way of confessing the same thing

Upvoting confession bear Is my way of confessing the same thing  Confession Bear

When I see 30 pictures of someone's DIY project I skip straight to the end to see how it worked out.

When I see 30 pictures of someone's DIY project I skip straight to the end to see how it worked out.  Confession Bear

I downvote all posts about high school, crushes, hipster shit, party's, and posts that start with "My mom.." Because I'm 33 and a fucking miserable old bastard.

I downvote all posts about high school, crushes, hipster shit, party's, and posts that start with

My university bookstore deliberately scammed me out of a bunch of money So I created a website and uploaded all of my textbooks as free PDF's just to screw them over

My university bookstore deliberately scammed me out of a bunch of money So I created a website and uploaded all of my textbooks as free PDF's just to screw them over  Confession Bear
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