Confession Bear

if you look at me upside down i am actually pretty happy

if you look at me upside  down i am actually pretty happy  Confession Bear

When a cute clerk gives me my change I move my fingers so she has to touch my hand.

When a cute clerk gives me my change I move my fingers so she has to touch my hand.  Confession Bear

"I found him just wandering around" You just stole someone's cat

When we dated, I told the ex I liked his beard but only because it hid his double-chinned fat face.

When we dated, I told the ex I liked his beard but only because it hid his double-chinned fat face.  Confession Bear

I stopped taking photos of my vacations because I want to get a divorce and don't wish to remember our holidays together

I stopped taking photos of my vacations because I want to get a divorce and don't wish to remember our holidays together  Confession Bear

I actually like most of the ZHTs better than the As

 I actually like most of the ZHTs better than the As  Confession Bear

I cheated on every standardized test I ever took Now I am a highly paid, well-respected physician

I cheated on every standardized test I ever took Now I am a highly paid, well-respected physician  Confession Bear

I'M STARTING TO DISLIKE THIS SUBREDDIT AND WILL PROBABLY UNSUB SOON THE PHOTOS OF PEOPLE'S NEW MH3U GAMES ARE MAKING ME UPSET BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD IT

I'M STARTING TO DISLIKE THIS SUBREDDIT AND WILL PROBABLY UNSUB SOON THE PHOTOS OF PEOPLE'S NEW MH3U GAMES ARE MAKING ME UPSET BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD IT  Confession Bear

When I was younger I thought that black people were monkeys behind bars Because the only time I had ever seen them was when I would go to visit my dad in prison

When I was younger I thought that black people were monkeys behind bars  Because the only time I had ever seen them was when I would go to visit my dad in prison  Confession Bear

If your baby is fatter than most babys I automatically think you're a bad parent

If your baby is fatter than most babys I automatically think you're a bad parent  Confession Bear
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