Confession Bear

I tell my cousin that his new baby is beautiful She is the ugliest little fucker I've ever seen

I tell my cousin that his new baby is beautiful She is the ugliest little fucker I've ever seen  Confession Bear

at chipotle i take about 200 napkins, 50 forks/spoons, and even a bottle of Tabasco if I feel like it

at chipotle i take about 200 napkins, 50 forks/spoons, and even a bottle of Tabasco if I feel like it   Confession Bear

I'm glad my housemate's girlfriend broke up with him Because now he's around more often

I'm glad my housemate's girlfriend broke up with him Because now he's around more often  Confession Bear

I DOWNVOTED MY HUSBAND ON HIS CAKE DAY BECAUSE HE SAID IT WAS HIS CAKE DAY

I DOWNVOTED MY HUSBAND ON HIS CAKE DAY BECAUSE HE SAID IT WAS HIS CAKE DAY  Confession Bear

Every day I say happy birthday to people on facebook in hopes that they say happy birthday to me on my birthday

Every day I say happy birthday to people on facebook in hopes that they say happy birthday to me on my birthday  Confession Bear

I donated blood today so I could get drunker tonight

I donated blood today so I could get drunker tonight  Confession Bear

I make fun of facebook all the time but still use it way too much

I make fun of facebook all the time but still use it way too much  Confession Bear

I don't know how to do laundry I just choose random settings and add extra detergent.

I don't know how to do laundry I just choose random settings and add extra detergent.  Confession Bear

Any time I hear about a talented person and I find out they're asian I'm no longer impressed.

Any time I hear about a talented person and I find out they're asian I'm no longer impressed.  Confession Bear

I'm usually polite. Being superior tends to make me lonely.

I'm usually polite. Being superior tends to make me lonely.  Confession Bear
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