Confession Bear

I was tired of being used for unpopular opinions So I ate all the food at your campsite and shit in your tent

I was tired of being used for unpopular opinions So I ate all the food at your campsite and shit in your tent  Confession Bear

If all your pictures are a close up of your face I automatically assume you're fat

If all your pictures are a close up of your face I automatically assume you're fat  Confession Bear

I THINK THIS CULTURE OF "EVERYONE-GETS-A-TROPHY" LEAVES KIDS WOEFULLY UNPREPARED FOR THE REALITIES OF LIFE

I THINK THIS CULTURE OF

I made a fake reddit account to post a fake TIL, linked to a fake wiki page about fake sex facts To get my girlfriend to try new stuff in bedroom... and the living room, and the kitchen and the shower

I made a fake reddit account to post a fake TIL, linked to a fake wiki page about fake sex facts To get my girlfriend to try new stuff in bedroom... and the living room, and the kitchen and the shower  Confession Bear

if you judge people just for being religious I assume you're just as bad as hardcore christians

if you judge people just for being religious I assume you're just as bad as hardcore christians  Confession Bear

I tell everyone I'm texting that I'm going to sleep, I stay up 3-4 more hours playing video games.

I tell everyone I'm texting that I'm going to sleep, I stay up 3-4 more hours playing video games.  Confession Bear

I browse r/atheism, laughing at stupid religious people I'm christian

I browse r/atheism, laughing at stupid religious people I'm christian  Confession Bear

I STOLE MY NEIGHBORS DOG BECAUSE THEY WERE ALWAYS LOSING IT AND IT WAS NEGLECTED AND GAVE IT TO MY EX-WIFE AND I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT AT ALL

I STOLE MY NEIGHBORS DOG BECAUSE THEY WERE ALWAYS LOSING IT AND IT WAS NEGLECTED AND GAVE IT TO MY EX-WIFE AND I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT AT ALL  Confession Bear

A lot of you suck

A lot of you suck   Confession Bear

I only open the passenger door for my girlfriend when I need to walk around the car to fart before I get in.

I only open the passenger door for my girlfriend when I need to walk around the car to fart before I get in.  Confession Bear
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