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I stole the engagement ring my mother had with her ex-husband. She's back together with him, but I'm still trying to sell it because of how scared I am of how dirt poor my husband and I are.

I stole the engagement ring my mother had with her ex-husband. She's back together with him, but I'm still trying to sell it because of how scared I am of how dirt poor my husband and I are. Confession Bear
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I slept with my boss three weeks after I was hired

I slept with my boss three weeks after I was hired Confession Bear
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I understand wanting to have your parents at the wedding but I personally hope my wedding day is not the "most important day of my life"

I understand wanting to have your parents at the wedding but I personally hope my wedding day is not the
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A mustang honked and flipped me off becuase it took him a few minutes to pass me. When he did I took the lid off my chew spitter and threw it through his window into his car.

A mustang honked and flipped me off becuase it took him a few minutes to pass me. When he did I took the lid off my chew spitter and threw it through his window into his car. Confession Bear
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I told my wife that my time off wasn't approved so i can't go see her family So now i can stay home and have a weekend alone

I told my wife that my time off wasn't approved so i can't go see her family So now i can stay home and have a weekend alone Confession Bear
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Hot girl stood me up TWICE So after we finally hung out I stood her up for a double date, like an asshole.

Hot girl stood me up TWICE So after we finally hung out I stood her up for a double date, like an asshole. Confession Bear
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I can make all these different voices because I hate my own voice so much that anything else sounds better by comparison.

I can make all these different voices because I hate my own voice so much that anything else sounds better by comparison. Confession Bear
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As a curious man I once stuck my finger up my ass. It wasn't half bad

As a curious man I once stuck my finger up my ass. It wasn't half bad Confession Bear
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I'm spending all my savings to rent an apartment I can't afford from my mom I haven't told her I'm only doing it because she's about to lose her house.

I'm spending all my savings to rent an apartment I can't afford from my mom I haven't told her I'm only doing it because she's about to lose her house. Confession Bear
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in the last few weeks of my grade 10 math class there was no possible way to pass so i started acting like a dick in hopes my teacher would pass me so he wouldn't have to teach me again it worked and i got 52%

in the last few weeks of my grade 10 math class there was no possible way to pass so i started acting like a dick in hopes my teacher would pass me so he wouldn't have to teach me again it worked and i got 52% Confession Bear
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