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When I tell people I reddit, and they ask for my user name I tell them I'm a lurker.

When I tell people I reddit, and they ask for my user name I tell them I'm a lurker. Confession Bear
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I DON'T FIT IN IN OKLAHOMA BECAUSE I'M NOT FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED

I DON'T FIT IN IN OKLAHOMA BECAUSE I'M NOT FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED Confession Bear
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I wrote a computer program to steal from Wall Street banks and redirected the money to charities for kids with cancer

I wrote a computer program to steal from Wall Street banks and redirected the money to charities for kids with cancer Confession Bear
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My local barber kept commenting on how pale and sick I looked so I told him I had a disease He raised $500 dollars from customers to support me and I haven't told him I lied yet

My local barber kept commenting on how pale and sick I looked so I told him I had a disease He raised $500 dollars from customers to support me and I haven't told him I lied yet Confession Bear
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The only news I've heard about the people behind the boston explosion are from the redditors who complain about people talking about them

The only news I've heard about the people behind the boston explosion are from the redditors who complain about people talking about them Confession Bear
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I have a separate Reddit account for the socially awesome me that I conjured up in my head

I have a separate Reddit account for the socially awesome me that I conjured up in my head Confession Bear
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if you post about the illuminati i think you're an idiot

if you post about the illuminati i think you're an idiot Confession Bear
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The thing that concerned me the most about the Waco fertilizer blast was that little girl's hearing

The thing that concerned me the most about the Waco fertilizer blast was that little girl's hearing Confession Bear
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I avoid clipboarders in Washington, DC by moving my hands around and pretending I'm deaf.

I avoid clipboarders in Washington, DC by moving my hands around and pretending I'm deaf. Confession Bear
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I WISH THE MEDIA WOULD STOP COVERING THE SEARCH FOR THE SUSPECT BECAUSE THE MORE I WATCH IT AND LEARN ABOUT HIM THE MORE I FEEL BAD FOR HIM

I WISH THE MEDIA WOULD STOP COVERING THE SEARCH FOR THE SUSPECT BECAUSE THE MORE I WATCH IT AND LEARN ABOUT HIM THE MORE I FEEL BAD FOR HIM Confession Bear
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