Confession Bear

I have multiple reddit accounts so I can upvote my own posts

I have multiple reddit accounts so I can upvote my own posts  Confession Bear

If you put some long-ass quote in your AdviceAnimals submission I'm not going to read it

If you put some long-ass quote in your AdviceAnimals submission I'm not going to       read it  Confession Bear

I've got tattoos all over my hands and arms. So chicks think I'm dangerous and want to fuck me.

I've got tattoos all over my hands and arms. So chicks think I'm dangerous and want to fuck me.  Confession Bear

I'm too insecure about my small penis to make a Fry meme about it

I'm too insecure about my small penis to make a Fry meme about it  Confession Bear

i ejaculated onto a 1 dollar bill then watched a stranger pick it up off the street

i ejaculated onto a 1 dollar bill then watched a stranger pick it up off the street  Confession Bear

I think Francine from American Dad is incredibly sexy I fap to a cartoon character.

I think Francine from American Dad is incredibly sexy I fap to a cartoon character.  Confession Bear

I use my "influence" on reddit and a few other sites to get traffic to a cute college students youtube vids. As a thank you she masturbates for me on skype and mails me her used panties.

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I want to break up with my girlfriend only because my friends think she is ugly.

I want to break up with my girlfriend only because my friends think she is ugly.  Confession Bear

I make horrible rage comics and post them via throwaway accounts. 3/3 times I've done this they have made front page. One's even there right now.

I make horrible rage comics and post them via throwaway accounts. 3/3 times I've done this they have made front page. One's even there right now.  Confession Bear

Despite their domestic policies, I've lately found myself defending North Korea in online forums Because I can't stand how ignorant Americans are to the fact that it's their government causing the problems over there, the same as it was in Vietnam. You s

Despite their domestic policies, I've lately found myself defending North Korea in online forums Because I can't stand how ignorant Americans are to the fact that it's their government causing the problems over there, the same as it was in Vietnam. 
You s  Confession Bear
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